From our Russification of Cuba Bureau with some assistance from our Bureau of Potentially Troublesome Proclamations That Will Most Probably Be Ignored By Senile Doddering Presidents Of The Most Powerful Nation on Earth
Czar Vlad the Invader’s chief envoy to other nations, Sergei Lavrov, has just showered Castro, Inc. with a great compliment, calling the geriatric lily-white communist military junta its greatest ally in the Western hemisphere. Pay attention, Jar-Jar Biden, pay attention. We know it’s hard for you, Jar-Jar, given your age-related disabilities, but, please make sure you listen carefully to this proclamation. You’ll have some time to do so between your naps and your cocktail hours with your Woke Party advisors.
This is serious stuff, really. The Russian viceroy also raged against U.S. foreign policy, promising swift punishment for all of America’s sins.
Loosely translated from CiberCuba
The Foreign Minister of Russia, our most important ally in Latin America and the Caribbean, reaffirmed the status of the Cuban government as his country’s main ally in Latin America and the Caribbean.
At the beginning of his stay in the Caribbean nation and after meeting with his Cuban counterpart Bruno Rodríguez Parrilla, Lavrov gave a press conference in Havana in which he spoke about the prospects of his visit to the country and to the region.
“Cuba is our traditional partner, our most important ally in Latin America and the Caribbean. We are satisfied with the very constructive and intense nature of the Russian-Cuban political dialogue at all levels,” said Lavrov, noting that he and Bruno Rodríguez maintain contacts regulars, according to the news channel RT (formerly Russia Today).
The head of Russian diplomacy said that the two countries intend to hold a meeting of the bilateral intergovernmental commission in the next two or three months, and added that doors are opening for Russia’s insertion into various regional mechanisms such as the Community of States. Latin Americans and Caribbeans (CELAC), the Bolivarian Alliance for the Peoples of Our America-Trade Treaty of the Peoples and the Caribbean Community.
Regarding relations between both countries, Lavrov described them as “positive”, in a scenario where the Cuban government has shown its full support for the Russian war against Ukraine, although the chancellor did not specifically refer to that issue.
During the press conference he noted that the two countries “agree on the need to establish a more just and democratic world order, which is based on the principle of sovereign equality of States, which appears in the UN Charter, but that has not been respected by Western representatives in practically any of the situations that have occurred on the world stage since the creation of the UN.”
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