From our Bureau of Harmonic Convergences Between Hollywood and Washington, D.C. with some assistance from our Bureau of Historical, Sartorial, and Typological Near-Coincidences and our Bureau of Alarming Synchronicities
Wow. The news knocked me off my feet. Cackling Kamala, Master Chef of leftist word salads chose an Oscar-winning Austrian actor as her vice-presidential running mate. Pa’l Carajo! Sagrada mierda de los camellos de los Reyes Magos! Wonders never cease!
Imagine an Austrian vice president of the United States! Not that beefy adulterous quasi-Republican Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger, but a suave multilingual charmer and colossally talented actor with normal musculature. Oh, . . .wait.. . . damnit! . . . I thought Kamala had chosen Christoph Waltz, who portrayed a Nazi so convincingly that he has become the ultimate Nazi in the minds of anyone who has watched Quentin Tarentino’s masterpiece, Inglorious Basterds
Ooops! Hold on . . . It’s not Waltz, but Walz . . .So sorry. My mistake. The absent-minded professor slipped up, momentarily, as also happens to Jar-Jar Biden much too often. I’m only a few years younger than our comatose president, though not as severely handicapped. But during a fit of abstraction — while meditating on the similarities and differences between the Neoplatonic Triad and the Christian Trinity— I missed the “t” in the Austrian actor’s surname. Mea culpa. Mea maxima culpa.
As it turns out, Cackling Kamala has chosen Minnesota Governor Tim Walz as her running mate rather than Christoph Waltz. . Tim Walz, a double-deep-dish progressive leftist, has been championing socialist and communist policies throughout his entire political life and is hell-bent on transforming the United States into a Marxist utop;ia.
Oh, but one can’t deny the parallels between the Nazi character played by Christoph Waltz and the real life role played by Tim Walz as Governor of the great state of Minnesota, where I lived in exile for two years, in 1979-1981. Governor Tim could easily feel comfortable in a Soviet Army uniform, playing the role of a callous, humorless Stalinist, although as a Minnesotan his naturally effusive friendliness might catch die-hard Russian Stalinists off guard.
“You don’t say! Well, gosh-darn, comrade. That tuna hot dish you brought to the communist party potluck was really out of this world, a stellar culinary expression of Marxist ecological and social justice. Yeah. You betcha! Thanks a million. Uff-dah!”
As Comrade Tim has said, “one person’s socialism is another person’s neighborliness.”. And, as David Strom –a bona fide Minnesotan– has pointed out in Hot Air, Governor Walz has been on the extreme left cutting edge of the political spectrum for years and is very proud of his accomplishments, including his stalwart support of the violent riots that transformed Minneapolis from one of the most placid and lovely cities in the U.S. into a flaming cauldron of crime, racial divisiveness, and mayhem.
And, by the way, Governor Walz is gung-ho on promoting the mutilation of children in the name of “gender-affirming” care, as well as on supporting the Cuban dictatorship in every possible way. .
Oh, this aging professor could go on and on about Governor Walz’s agenda and accomplishments, but there is really no need to do so. Comrade Walz’s stand on issues will become clear very quickly as he is lionized by the mainstream news media in the U.S., which is bound to declare him some sort of Messianic figure.
But you have to admit, the leftist Minnesotan looks really spiffy in a Soviet Army uniform, just as Austrian actor Christoph Waltz does in a Nazi uniform. Both military outfits are interchangeable, you know. Deep down, both uniforms stand for the same evil. But El Niuyortain and its cohorts in the news business will never admit it. Not in print or online, anyway.
Walz is a hot mess, aka train wreck, but that has been normalized for Dems. Besides, Nacy Pelosi, who lies the way she breathes, swears he’s a centrist. Still, unlike Harris, he didn’t sleep his way into politics.