Yesterday’s post from our new bureau generated an avalanche of responses. Basically, many of our readers objected to the prophecy that turned pop superstar Taylor Swift into Vlad the Invader’s consort and Czarina of Grand Putinia. So, ever eager as we are to please our readers, Babalu has called on its resident psychic Madame Brigitte Du Bidet to contact some of her most powerful spiritual guides and obtain predictions about the various possible alternative futures that could materialize for the pop superstar in Cuba. The responses she received from the great beyond were as varied as they were surprising. Be sure to see all eight images.
As First Lady of the U.S., visiting Havana shortly after its liberation with hubby Donald
As First Lady of Cuba with genetically-rejuvenated hubby Raul Castro
As Puppet First Lady of Venenozuela, visiting the imperial capital of Havana with hubby Nicolas Maduro
As Empress of China, visiting colonial outpost of Havana with hubby Xi Jinping
As First Lady of Unified Korea visiting colonial outpost of Havana with transsexual non-binary wife/hubby Kim Jung Un
As Chief Muse of Planet Earth, vising potential factory site in Havana with hubby-of-the-month Elon Musk
As Queen of the Zombie Universe, inspecting biological warfare experimental station of Havana with cloned boyfriend Che Guevara
As Empress of the Galaxy, visiting Havana in search for perfect simulations of Hell with chief consort and Sith guru Darth Vader and their android assistant, R2C2, aka “Fidelito el Mojoncito”
