Castrogonia’s Maximum Sleazebag and Chief Troll, Trucutú Díaz-Canalla, has cancelled a cushy trip to Grand Putinia due to the mayhem that is unfolding on his massive island prison. When you’ve got to handle a world-record massive power outage and the aftermath of a hurricane, it just doesn’t look good — even in leftist/progressive circles– to leave your bailiwick, especially if you’re supposed to be in charge. Not even for a conclave hosted by your imperial superior Czar Vlad the Invader.
So, instead of jetting to Grand Putinia, the ever-self-sacrificing Trucutú has sent his chief minion, Bruntio “El Maldito” Rodriguez to represent Castrogonia at the BRICS Conclave of Evil summit in Kazan. Three cheers for the ever-slimy Brunito, thirty cheers for the self-sacrificing Trucutú. They shall both be remembered in Hell for their valiant efforts to keep Castro, Inc. alive as Castrogonia gets sucked into the vortex of absolute misery it is responsible for creating.
From Cuba Headlines
Miguel Díaz-Canel Bermúdez has called off his planned visit to Russia, opting to skip the BRICS Summit in Kazan starting this Tuesday. “After receiving and accepting the invitation to attend the BRICS Heads of State Summit, I have decided to stay in the country to continue addressing, alongside our people, the electro-energy emergency situation, worsened by the impact of Hurricane Oscar,” Díaz-Canel announced on social media.
In his stead, Cuban Foreign Minister Bruno Rodríguez Parrilla will head the Cuban delegation, representing the nation in “important pre-arranged bilateral meetings.” Díaz-Canel expressed gratitude to Russian President Vladimir Putin for the invitation. However, he remains in Cuba as the energy crisis reaches a critical point, with protests against the government erupting in various cities.
Widespread blackouts across Cuba have left millions without essential services like electricity, water, and food. Recently, eastern Cuba was hit by a hurricane, leaving residents unprepared, unevacuated, and lacking food and fuel to withstand the natural disaster. The situation deteriorated with unprecedented flooding in the region, resulting in the deaths of at least six people. Rural areas remain isolated and without power, with many social media users speculating the death toll from Hurricane Oscar could be higher than officially reported.
This is all the Castronoids are good for, doing whatever they can to preserve their power.