Coronavirus arrives in socialist Cuba, is immediately rationed

Garrincha in Periodico Cubano:

“As you all know, coronavirus has arrived in our country and . . .”

“But is it going to be distributed through the ration book or available in the market? Will it be just one virus per person?”

“Yes, comrade, but can you clarify if it will come in its own packaging or do we need to bring packaging from home?”