From our Bureau of Twenty-First Century Neocolonialism with some assistance from our Bureau of Communist Pimps and Whores
Even though Castro, Inc. has sold Cuba to Czar Vlad the Invader, China keeps wooing Castro, Inc. and the military junta in Havana keeps flirting with China.
Castro, Inc.’s “Mr. Fix-it” Ricardo Cabrisas is in Beijing this week, holding meetings with Chinese oligarchs, selling parts of Cuba that the Russians haven’t yet claimed.
Impertinent questions of the day: Is Deputy Minister Cabrisas a whore or a pimp? Can whores and pimps ever vow unconditional love?
Follow-up question: What will happen when Czar Vlad finds out that Castro, Inc. has another mule kicking in his stall?
From English News
Chinese Vice Premier He Lifeng held talks with Ricardo Cabrisas Ruiz, Deputy Prime Minister and Minister of Foreign Trade and Investment of Cuba, in Beijing on Monday.
China is ready to work with Cuba to implement the important consensus reached by the two heads of state, deepen high-quality cooperation in jointly building the Belt and Road, promote the sound and sustainable development of bilateral trade, actively create a sound business environment for enterprises to invest, and jointly build a community with a shared future, He said.
Ricardo Cabrisas Ruiz said Cuba is willing to strengthen practical cooperation with China in the economic and trade field and push for continuous new development of the special friendly relations between the two countries in the new era.
I almost feel sorry for Cabrisas. He’s too old to still be disgracing himself this way, meaning he should have taken his winnings, gone home and faded away more or less gracefully. The trouble is, I suppose, that these old farts who’ve lived very nicely off the “revolution” see no reason to step away from the trough.