From our Annals of Apartheid Tourism Bureau with some assistance from our Bureau of Suckers For Punishment
Never underestimate the combined power of moral turpitude and sheer stupidity to lure very, very White dolts to vacation destinations that will surely disappoint them in myriad ways, or perhaps cause them irreparable harm. Aaah, yes, Castro, Inc. has managed to lure some dimwitted British tourist agency into arranging new slumming apartheid tour packages to Castrogonia.
Get ready for horror stories to surface in British tabloids. Or maybe not. The horror stories will surely occur, but whether they make it to the tabloids is another story. Moral turpitude reigns supreme in Europe as far as Cuba is concerned. When it comes to reporting from Hell, even Dante could get cancelled.
From Travel Weekly
Two direct flights to Cuba from two UK airports will launch next month.
The flights will connect Gatwick with Cayo Coco, an island just north of mainland Cuba, and Manchester with Holguín, a city to the east of the country.
The Gatwick-Cayo Coco flight is scheduled to begin operating on Sunday, May 5, while the Manchester-Holguín route is due to start on Friday, May 10.
A spokesperson for the Cuba tourist office said the new services will “make it easier for travellers to enjoy Cuba’s vibrant culture, beautiful beaches and rich history”.
They added: “The new air routes represent an excellent opportunity to promote tourism between the two countries.
“We are confident that this new direct travel option will be well received by travellers eager to explore the attractions that Cuba has to offer.
“We look forward to welcoming all travellers wishing to discover the wonders of Cuba from the UK.”
Yes, because everyone has the right to be a sucker, and everyone can choose to collaborate with evil.
The junior mammy might as well be a hooker, but that pasty white tourist looks like a total dork. But hey, no problem, because the usual suspects will never see anything wrong with this gross stereotyping.
Of course, nobody sees the racism in how the regime pushes these mammies. Imagine if the Tourist Board of Mississippi or Louisiana decided to take a page out of the late Eusebio Leal Spengler’s Oficiana del Historiador de la Habana and started pushing mammies too!